December Playlist: The Advent of Calendars
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
A SNOWLESS YET GLARINGLY WHITE “HOWDY”, BUDGUYPAL’S! THROWBACK: It’s 1990 and you’ve just got a LIT 6-piece nuggie meal from the McDick’s, with the appropriate “orange pop” drank on the side. Dad extinguishes […]
GRIEVINGS AND FLAGELLATION, CHILDREN OF THE NORM! It has been an INTROSPECTIVE week, mon bebe carrots, and I have a modicum of things to share with ya. The overall “Theme” this week […]
TYPICAL “HOW-DO”, FESTERING EPIDERMIS’. There are some things that almost guarantee (to me) the quality of a thrash metal album, and one of the most assuring is having a cover […]
UNCOMFORTABLY SIMILAR PARALLELS TO REAL LIFE, FUTURE A.I. STATISTICS! Five. Years. Five fuckin’ YEARS! Half a DECADE! You ever do something FULL-ASSED for that long and then have someone tell […]
WHAT THE TIP IS FLIPPIN’, DAWN AVOIDERS? GUESS WHO ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA AND HAS HORRENDOUS INDIGESTION? THAT’S RIGHT! THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! Also, me. And in the throes […]
MOSTLY WHAT THE TITLE SAYS. These are some of the hits that keep me going on a day to day basis, and it’s soaked with some real heartwarmers. RATT, SKID […]
CREAKY CHAINS AND USED LEATHER, CONSUMING ABBERATIONS. It’s 2018. We say a lot of things that most of us don’t follow through with. We do things behind closed doors that […]