I’ve Got A Big Caucasian Playlist
A SNOWLESS YET GLARINGLY WHITE “HOWDY”, BUDGUYPAL’S! THROWBACK: It’s 1990 and you’ve just got a LIT 6-piece nuggie meal from the McDick’s, with the appropriate “orange pop” drank on the side. Dad extinguishes […]
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Song-Ject Permanence (Dedicated to Will Harms)
GRIEVINGS AND FLAGELLATION, CHILDREN OF THE NORM! It has been an INTROSPECTIVE week, mon bebe carrots, and I have a modicum of things to share with ya. The overall “Theme” this week […]
You’ve Met With a Gruesome Fate, Haven’t You?
TYPICAL “HOW-DO”, FESTERING EPIDERMIS’. There are some things that almost guarantee (to me) the quality of a thrash metal album, and one of the most assuring is having a cover […]
Short Change Makes Good Buckshot
UNCOMFORTABLY SIMILAR PARALLELS TO REAL LIFE, FUTURE A.I. STATISTICS! Five. Years. Five fuckin’ YEARS! Half a DECADE! You ever do something FULL-ASSED for that long and then have someone tell […]
My Eyes! They’re Leaking!
WHAT THE TIP IS FLIPPIN’, DAWN AVOIDERS? GUESS WHO ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA AND HAS HORRENDOUS INDIGESTION? THAT’S RIGHT! THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! Also, me. And in the throes […]
It’s 2018 But Hair Metal Is Still Cool
MOSTLY WHAT THE TITLE SAYS. These are some of the hits that keep me going on a day to day basis, and it’s soaked with some real heartwarmers. RATT, SKID […]
Talk About Being “Tied Up”
CREAKY CHAINS AND USED LEATHER, CONSUMING ABBERATIONS. It’s 2018. We say a lot of things that most of us don’t follow through with. We do things behind closed doors that […]
Of Rats & Men (featuring Ghost, Toxic Holocaust & Billy Tallent)
REVERBERATING CHITTERS OF WELCOME, EXUBERANT VERMIN! I found a pattern following me through the week as I tried to formulate exactly what it was I wanted to mainline as the […]
