Song-Ject Permanence (Dedicated to Will Harms)
GRIEVINGS AND FLAGELLATION, CHILDREN OF THE NORM! It has been an INTROSPECTIVE week, mon bebe carrots, and I have a modicum of things to share with ya. The overall “Theme” this week […]
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You’ve Met With a Gruesome Fate, Haven’t You?
TYPICAL “HOW-DO”, FESTERING EPIDERMIS’. There are some things that almost guarantee (to me) the quality of a thrash metal album, and one of the most assuring is having a cover […]
Short Change Makes Good Buckshot
UNCOMFORTABLY SIMILAR PARALLELS TO REAL LIFE, FUTURE A.I. STATISTICS! Five. Years. Five fuckin’ YEARS! Half a DECADE! You ever do something FULL-ASSED for that long and then have someone tell […]
My Eyes! They’re Leaking!
WHAT THE TIP IS FLIPPIN’, DAWN AVOIDERS? GUESS WHO ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA AND HAS HORRENDOUS INDIGESTION? THAT’S RIGHT! THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! Also, me. And in the throes […]
It’s 2018 But Hair Metal Is Still Cool
MOSTLY WHAT THE TITLE SAYS. These are some of the hits that keep me going on a day to day basis, and it’s soaked with some real heartwarmers. RATT, SKID […]
Talk About Being “Tied Up”
CREAKY CHAINS AND USED LEATHER, CONSUMING ABBERATIONS. It’s 2018. We say a lot of things that most of us don’t follow through with. We do things behind closed doors that […]
Of Rats & Men (featuring Ghost, Toxic Holocaust & Billy Tallent)
REVERBERATING CHITTERS OF WELCOME, EXUBERANT VERMIN! I found a pattern following me through the week as I tried to formulate exactly what it was I wanted to mainline as the […]
SOLEMN SIMULACRUM OF WHAT ONCE WAS
WHAT’S TWERKIN’, SEMI-OPPOSABLE PHONE-SYMBIOTES! ‘Member when you heard that band that you love do that concept album that didn’t exactly hit the mark? The record that kind of didn’t hit […]
