Blairbiography!
GRUESOME GUTEN TAG, YE PITIFUL SHOALS OF SOULS! C’MON. YOU MISSED ME! It’s 2019, squadfam. I’ve seen everyone and pet rat spitting out New Year’s resolutions faster than an anorexic […]
Category Archives: Treading the Missed
December Playlist: The Advent of Calendars
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
In the Throes of Yule Cometh
MELODIOUS CHANTS OF “GET IN HERE”, YE MELANCHOLY MIRACLES! CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSS! Time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up things to scare off St. Nick. I was musing […]
The Adult Equivalent of Being a Brat
OSTBITTEN FELICITATIONS, YE FREQUENTLY FLEXING FOPS! As I watch the final crimson leaf descend from the birch tree in my backyard and Fall begins to settle in my bones, I […]
Thicc Golem; Not LOTR Fanfiction
HAPPY HALLOWEEN: THE SECONDING, MY INDISTINGUISHABLE RICE GRAINS! What GOT you as a child? Was it clowns? Spiders? The dark? In my case, it was my brother man-handling my two […]
Outta My Way, I Gotta Spoop!
HO HO HO-LY CRUNCHY BROWN LEAVES IT’S OCTOBER, JACK, AND JILL-O-LANTERNS! We over here at the Graveyard love Hallow’s Eve in a BIG way, enough to easily solidify its spot […]
The Same Name Blame Game
HOWDY AND HOWS’IT, YA FEATHERLESS FILANGEE’D FOLK. Man, one of the things that drives me nuts about Heavy Metal is the 8th-grade naming system it tended to utilize. Essentially, you […]
Wasting Away Whilst Wasting Away
SPECULATIVE GLARES OF HELD-BACK BARF, STAINED SWEATPANTS SHOPPERS! Every once in a while a coal train will dawdle it’s thicc-ness past my house, making everything that isn’t tied down shake […]