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GRUESOME GUTEN TAG, YE PITIFUL SHOALS OF SOULS! C’MON. YOU MISSED ME! It’s 2019, squadfam. I’ve seen everyone and pet rat spitting out New Year’s resolutions faster than an anorexic […]
GRUESOME GUTEN TAG, YE PITIFUL SHOALS OF SOULS! C’MON. YOU MISSED ME! It’s 2019, squadfam. I’ve seen everyone and pet rat spitting out New Year’s resolutions faster than an anorexic […]
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
MELODIOUS CHANTS OF “GET IN HERE”, YE MELANCHOLY MIRACLES! CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSS! Time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up things to scare off St. Nick. I was musing […]
OSTBITTEN FELICITATIONS, YE FREQUENTLY FLEXING FOPS! As I watch the final crimson leaf descend from the birch tree in my backyard and Fall begins to settle in my bones, I […]
HAPPY HALLOWEEN: THE SECONDING, MY INDISTINGUISHABLE RICE GRAINS! What GOT you as a child? Was it clowns? Spiders? The dark? In my case, it was my brother man-handling my two […]
HO HO HO-LY CRUNCHY BROWN LEAVES IT’S OCTOBER, JACK, AND JILL-O-LANTERNS! We over here at the Graveyard love Hallow’s Eve in a BIG way, enough to easily solidify its spot […]
HOWDY AND HOWS’IT, YA FEATHERLESS FILANGEE’D FOLK. Man, one of the things that drives me nuts about Heavy Metal is the 8th-grade naming system it tended to utilize. Essentially, you […]
SPECULATIVE GLARES OF HELD-BACK BARF, STAINED SWEATPANTS SHOPPERS! Every once in a while a coal train will dawdle it’s thicc-ness past my house, making everything that isn’t tied down shake […]