December Playlist: The Advent of Calendars
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
A WADDUP-BASED RECEPTION, FUTURE FOREST FLOORS! IT’S BEAR, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH SOMETHING FREEEEEEEESH. I’ve never really felt the need meander outside my beaten format but after recently reading […]
MELODIOUS CHANTS OF “GET IN HERE”, YE MELANCHOLY MIRACLES! CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSS! Time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up things to scare off St. Nick. I was musing […]
SPLASHING ENTRE VOUS, HIDEOUS HAGFISH! Deep in the oceans of the human anatomy flow poignant rivers of disdain and cruelty, wafting scents of soul sewage directly into the visceral senses […]
HO HO HO-LY CRUNCHY BROWN LEAVES IT’S OCTOBER, JACK, AND JILL-O-LANTERNS! We over here at the Graveyard love Hallow’s Eve in a BIG way, enough to easily solidify its spot […]
HOWDY AND HOWS’IT, YA FEATHERLESS FILANGEE’D FOLK. Man, one of the things that drives me nuts about Heavy Metal is the 8th-grade naming system it tended to utilize. Essentially, you […]
PLEASANT WORLD ON THE VERGE OF TURMOIL YOU HAVE HERE, LIMB-ED WORM BEINGS! Over the past 24 hours, I’ve been steeped in the seemingly fruitless task of trying to find […]
A SNOWLESS YET GLARINGLY WHITE “HOWDY”, BUDGUYPAL’S! THROWBACK: It’s 1990 and you’ve just got a LIT 6-piece nuggie meal from the McDick’s, with the appropriate “orange pop” drank on the side. Dad extinguishes […]