December Playlist: The Advent of Calendars
PLEASANT NON-PUMPKIN SPICE SEASONAL GREETINGS, FUTURE APPLE PRODUCT BREAKERS. Short and sweet but all prime meat today. It’s playlist time, and I’m gonna be putting at least one track on […]
Category Archives: Bear
Foam Dart Firing Line: An Interview With HOWL
A WADDUP-BASED RECEPTION, FUTURE FOREST FLOORS! IT’S BEAR, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH SOMETHING FREEEEEEEESH. I’ve never really felt the need meander outside my beaten format but after recently reading […]
In the Throes of Yule Cometh
MELODIOUS CHANTS OF “GET IN HERE”, YE MELANCHOLY MIRACLES! CHRISTMAS. CHRIIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSS! Time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up things to scare off St. Nick. I was musing […]
Peeing In The Cool
SPLASHING ENTRE VOUS, HIDEOUS HAGFISH! Deep in the oceans of the human anatomy flow poignant rivers of disdain and cruelty, wafting scents of soul sewage directly into the visceral senses […]
Outta My Way, I Gotta Spoop!
HO HO HO-LY CRUNCHY BROWN LEAVES IT’S OCTOBER, JACK, AND JILL-O-LANTERNS! We over here at the Graveyard love Hallow’s Eve in a BIG way, enough to easily solidify its spot […]
The Same Name Blame Game
HOWDY AND HOWS’IT, YA FEATHERLESS FILANGEE’D FOLK. Man, one of the things that drives me nuts about Heavy Metal is the 8th-grade naming system it tended to utilize. Essentially, you […]
Safely Dog-Paddling Into A Tsunami
PLEASANT WORLD ON THE VERGE OF TURMOIL YOU HAVE HERE, LIMB-ED WORM BEINGS! Over the past 24 hours, I’ve been steeped in the seemingly fruitless task of trying to find […]
I’ve Got A Big Caucasian Playlist
A SNOWLESS YET GLARINGLY WHITE “HOWDY”, BUDGUYPAL’S! THROWBACK: It’s 1990 and you’ve just got a LIT 6-piece nuggie meal from the McDick’s, with the appropriate “orange pop” drank on the side. Dad extinguishes […]