Suburban Sasquatch (2004)
I don’t even really know what to make of something like “Suburban Sasquatch”. It would have to be classified as a total ‘goof’ movie, as there is absolutely NO conceivable […]
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I Spit Chew On Your Grave
Ladies and gentlemen… strap yourselves in and enjoy things for a while, because we might currently be in the GOLDEN AGE of ultra low budget horror movies! You might think […]
Die Letzte Rache (1982)
Within the cinematic substratum known as ‘arthouse filmmaking’, this little piece – known as “Die Letzte Rache” (a.k.a. “The Last Revenge) – is pretty much that exemplary representation of the […]
Puppet Master 2
“I never played with puppets, or had any interest with them”-Jim Henson “PULL THE STRINGS!!! PULL THE STRINGS!!!”- Bela Lugosi “Raise your knee, raise your other knee… Raise your foot, […]
Grabbers
I almost feel like this movie was made for me. It features copious amounts of drinking, really bad jokes, smash cuts, and a man who you don’t think is handsome […]
Puppet Master
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” – Lao-tzu “Come crawling faster… Obey your master” -Metallica “I’m a big fat cowboy” -Eric Roberts Ok, so here […]
The Fog (2005)
Horror and drinking. Let’s talk about a horror that demands drinking. I have suffered a great personal lost in the couple of weeks. My iTunes folder and library were completely […]
Interview with a Vampire
I am admittedly not much of a vampire fan. They have been at once both overdone and under done. The character of “vampire” is so rarely done well that storytellers […]