Johnny Zontal’s Top 6 of 2017
2017 was a great year, personally. I realize that the wheels are totally flying off the bus around me, but sometimes you need to look for the things that provided […]
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Never Leave Alive
Most of the time, low budget direct to video action movies are tedious messes with dodgy acting and poor pacing. The best you can usually hope for is something being […]
Ballerina I’m Not (2017)
Women’s wrestling is currently in a sort of renaissance. There are entire independent promotions entirely comprised of women, and the WWE has had an influx of super-talented wrestlers, and are […]
The Dark Tower
The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed… Regardless of what you think about Stephen King or The Dark Tower, This is one hell of a […]
Resident Evil 6: The Final Chapter
I have somewhat of an abusive relationship with the Resident Evil movies. I don’t particularly enjoy them, but I still watch them. They cause me nothing but grief, but I’m […]
The Kettering Incident
So this was a pretty amazing summer for horror themed shows, right? Everyone loved Stranger Things… Preacher was super fun… even Outcast on Cinemax was pretty solid. There was another […]
Bunni
What’s up, weirdos? I know it’s been a while since I talked about a movie on the Internet, so I thought I’d stick to what i do best… namely talk […]
Martyrs (2015)
So, remakes are pretty much the worst. We can all agree on that, right guys? I mean there are like 2 or 3 good ones, but for every The Thing […]