Trash/Thrash Tuesdays – Wednesday 13 – “Home Sweet Homicide”

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Hey you fucks… how was your weekend? Did you get drunk and throw up on a clergyman? If not, what did you do wrong? How dare you. Anyways, I’ve got a special edition Trash/Thrash Tuesday for you this week, if only because the song I selected is equal parts goofy, and also actually kinda good? Feel free to drag me out to pasture and put a bullet between my eyes because I actually kinda dig Wednesday 13. He’s goofy as hell and has some hair that should have been retired in around 2001 but I like his music and his camp. He’s a genuine fan of horror flicks and is kinda greasy in all the right ways. There’s something about a dude in lady’s clothes that really does it for me on occasion. I also don’t think that Wednesday 13 takes himself super cereal, what with the whole singing about wearing high heeled shoes and lady’s undies thing.. he’s definitely not Danzig. Hey does anyone remember that time that Danzig was old and fat and got mad at people for taking photos of him and then everyone did anyways? Ah, precious memories. Oh and remember that time that Danzig was wheeled off to the old folks home yelling TWIST OF CAIN at random nurses? No? Oh. That must be in the future then. Just wait for it folks, you heard it here first. Tell ’em Robin Goodfellow told you. Anyways back to Wednesday 13, who I might add for all his makeup and clothes that belong on a 16 year old goth girl, actually looks pretty good? Does that sound weird? He looks surprisingly not addled and drug damaged which actually is something to remark on these days, when the rock and roll lifestyle is clearly worn on some folks faces.. or in Danzig’s case, on his gut that now grazes and threatens to cover up that stupidly large skull belt buckle which definitely isn’t worn to compensate for being so little..

I’m not too sure why I hopped the Danzig hate train just then, but seriously though Wednesday 13 seems chill as hell. Also does anyone remember his country album? That was a weird one wasn’t it? Spoopy country could really be the next big thing.. Anyways, please enjoy this track off his album Fang Bang, called “Home Sweet Homicide”. It definitely doesn’t have clowns fucking other clowns in the video, and definitely doesn’t reflect how I will murder Scotty Floronic one day.

Until next week, ya weird bastards.