Like most of the free world—or at least the free world according to metal—I spent my formative years very much enamored with traditional black metal lore. Yet, growing older has […]
Ars Magna Recordings is a veteran underground metal label that’s been plugging away with quality releases since 2005. I find them to be underappreciated, especially now that they’ve put out […]
Greetings scumbags. How’s your Saturday night treating you? Did you spend today sleeping off all the cocaine you had blown into your asshole by women with bad breast implants? Did […]
One of the most frustrating things about living in a small town is that not many decent rock shows ever come through. However, what is even more frustrating is that […]
Good morning friendship! How’s it going? Are you steadily approaching critical mass over the sudden rise of Christmas? Does that gross smell of cinnamon and the sudden proliferation of candy […]
When I heard the good news (and not the word of the lord, don’t be vile), that Author and Punisher was to be playing at Housecore Horror this year, […]
Hey you fucks… how was your weekend? Did you get drunk and throw up on a clergyman? If not, what did you do wrong? How dare you. Anyways, I’ve got […]
I almost feel like this movie was made for me. It features copious amounts of drinking, really bad jokes, smash cuts, and a man who you don’t think is handsome […]