Treading The Missed Mondays: Using 99 Different Types Of Cheese Doesn’t Make You A Chef
My name is Jeremy Clarkson and welcome to Top Ge- (Wait a tick. . . oh yeah!) My name is Chris Hansen and this is To Catch A Preda- (No, […]
My name is Jeremy Clarkson and welcome to Top Ge- (Wait a tick. . . oh yeah!) My name is Chris Hansen and this is To Catch A Preda- (No, […]
I’m not exactly the president of the Danzig non-danclub, but i’m at least a founding member. I’ve never been able to pull any enjoyment out of his solo material, and […]
It’s appropriate to me to post this piece on July 1, Canada Day. Not a day goes by that I do not feel immense gratitude for being able to call […]
I seemed to have followed up a blissful weekend at Deathfest, during which time I operated solely and full-heartedly on the id, with a combination of heaving struggle and adulting […]
Hey thotlings! Welcome to the follow up to my inaugural article documenting my Housecore Horrorfest shit show and the first official installment of Thot Thoughts Thursdays. It feels good to be […]
How the shit haven’t we talked about Child Bite before now? I mean, I guess I mentioned them in passing in this article but that hardly does them justice. Hailing […]
You know it hit me this morning. My woman Kim woke me up at 6 am because we thought our cat was gone. He somehow got out the porch window […]
The DIAG HQ is located in a semi-arid region of BC, meaning that come summer time the heat comes in like an assault vehicle loaded for bear, ready to pound […]