Never Leave Alive
Most of the time, low budget direct to video action movies are tedious messes with dodgy acting and poor pacing. The best you can usually hope for is something being […]
Tag Archives: Johnny Zontal
Resident Evil 6: The Final Chapter
I have somewhat of an abusive relationship with the Resident Evil movies. I don’t particularly enjoy them, but I still watch them. They cause me nothing but grief, but I’m […]
Bigfoot: The Movie
I love silly horror movies… I think that much goes without saying. I also love my home town of Pittsburgh, PA. It’s kind of a silly place. People who have […]
Stitch
When going the low budget horror route, sometimes going surreal is a solid idea. You don’t need big casts or extensive locations, and as long as you have a defined […]
Puppet Master 4
“You look like half a Butt Puppet” -Brendan Fraser “I used to do puppet theatre and also mime and musical theatre in Florida”-Wesley Snipes “Seriously… these Puppet Quotes are getting […]
Puppet Master 3: Toulons Revenge
“I collect puppet stuff. I have a puppet workshop in my garage.”-Neil Patrick Harris “I know what I look like – a weird, sad clown puppet. I’m fine with […]
I Spit Chew On Your Grave
Ladies and gentlemen… strap yourselves in and enjoy things for a while, because we might currently be in the GOLDEN AGE of ultra low budget horror movies! You might think […]
Puppet Master 2
“I never played with puppets, or had any interest with them”-Jim Henson “PULL THE STRINGS!!! PULL THE STRINGS!!!”- Bela Lugosi “Raise your knee, raise your other knee… Raise your foot, […]