Thirsty Thursday: The Official Drunk in a Graveyard Maryland Deathfest Pregame
Well friends, that time is upon us once more. I’m spooning a yellow Forever 21 box full of polyester bralettes, I’m out several hundred dollars, and I can hardly […]
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Thirsty Thursday: Drunk in a Graveyard Creepy Pasta
It was 1974, and I was living in a small mill town north of Spokane. If you ever found yourself in the mountains on the few days of year when […]
Thirsty Thursday: A Thirsty Creepypasta
There Goes The Neighborhood: I had been living there for about four years when I started noticing what I thought was the same behavior that I would see on the […]
Thirsty Thursday: Reactions to Junior High School Jams
It’s a hard thing to do, but sometimes you have to admit when you’re wrong. This is one of those occasions. I would like to retract last week’s bitchfit about […]
Thirsty Thursday: There’s a Lana Song For That
Hey thotlings! Congrats, you’ve survived one-twelfth of 2016. I like to think of January as a practice month, like a fuck-up grace period of the new year before the resolutions […]