Thirsty Thursday: Primitive Man and our Primitive Minds
I wish I had more to say, but I don’t. I’m pretty hollowed out this week. I can’t even really say that I’m at any particular level of disgust, at […]
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Thirsty Thursday: Anna Nicole Smith and The Daddy Issue Myth
If you’re an OG reader of Thirsty Thursday, one who remembers the days of the “thot thought,” you may recall my inaugural piece analyzing the shock rocker talk show circuit […]
Thirsty Thursday: The Official Drunk in a Graveyard Maryland Deathfest Pregame
Well friends, that time is upon us once more. I’m spooning a yellow Forever 21 box full of polyester bralettes, I’m out several hundred dollars, and I can hardly […]
Thirsty Thursday: Drunk in a Graveyard Creepy Pasta
It was 1974, and I was living in a small mill town north of Spokane. If you ever found yourself in the mountains on the few days of year when […]
Thirsty Thursday: A Thirsty Creepypasta
There Goes The Neighborhood: I had been living there for about four years when I started noticing what I thought was the same behavior that I would see on the […]
Thirsty Thursday: Reactions to Junior High School Jams
It’s a hard thing to do, but sometimes you have to admit when you’re wrong. This is one of those occasions. I would like to retract last week’s bitchfit about […]
Thirsty Thursday: There’s a Lana Song For That
Hey thotlings! Congrats, you’ve survived one-twelfth of 2016. I like to think of January as a practice month, like a fuck-up grace period of the new year before the resolutions […]
