Treading the Missed Mondays: Goat Bay Aesthetic Squad Goals
Hola, muchachos! After having my eyes bombarded by everyone and their dick deciding that half way through February was the right time to begin bellowing “IT’S THE YEAR OF THE […]
Hola, muchachos! After having my eyes bombarded by everyone and their dick deciding that half way through February was the right time to begin bellowing “IT’S THE YEAR OF THE […]
DIGITAL SIGNATURE RECOGNIZED, GREETING ENABLED. Remember the first time you popped in Super Metroid and picked up that controller with it’s off purple buttons? You were met with one of […]
FROTHY NEW BEERS, NUKEFÜD! New year, new you, RIGHT? Come now, friends. Let us not disgrace our sheer monumentous strides in medicine, human rights, cultural understanding, and so forth. Plenty […]
I got drunk and forgot a few things this weekend, but I was unable to drive from my brain the encroaching thought that certain bands make Christmas albums. I don’t […]
Heeeeyyy, maaaaannnn! What’s with those rose-colored glasses? Why did you being a yellow-eyed freaky person mean that you needed to enter through the side door? What kind of leaf tastes […]
TELEPATHIC HIGH-FIVE, PUNGENT PLAGUE BEARERS! Very few things grant the orifices on this flesh-prison much solace when they are relentlessly bombarded by horrendous demos, urban decay, and chemical substances, but […]