Safely Dog-Paddling Into A Tsunami
PLEASANT WORLD ON THE VERGE OF TURMOIL YOU HAVE HERE, LIMB-ED WORM BEINGS! Over the past 24 hours, I’ve been steeped in the seemingly fruitless task of trying to find […]
Category Archives: Treading the Missed
I’ve Got A Big Caucasian Playlist
A SNOWLESS YET GLARINGLY WHITE “HOWDY”, BUDGUYPAL’S! THROWBACK: It’s 1990 and you’ve just got a LIT 6-piece nuggie meal from the McDick’s, with the appropriate “orange pop” drank on the side. Dad extinguishes […]
I Wear My Birthday Suit When I Go Skinny Dipping, And It’s Not Usually My Birthday
UNPLEASANT MURMURS OF USHERING, UNKNOWING DORKS! This week is going to be short and sweet like George Costanza after being in the pool. No theme-y bois, no moral lessons, and […]
Song-Ject Permanence (Dedicated to Will Harms)
GRIEVINGS AND FLAGELLATION, CHILDREN OF THE NORM! It has been an INTROSPECTIVE week, mon bebe carrots, and I have a modicum of things to share with ya. The overall “Theme” this week […]
Why We Don’t Have Jurassic Park
POIGNANT BEATINGS, VIVACIOUS DUST-REPTILES! AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 2018 IT IS, MY FRIENDS! Completely free of multiple-tonne lizards with a penchant for face-meat. No robotized army wearing the faces of […]
Riled and Unbridled
MERRY JULY-MAS, PROBABLE DISAPPOINTMENTS! With summer comes the onslaught of one of two things in my little hovel, and they are quite juxtaposing things, to say the least. The Sun either […]
You’ve Met With a Gruesome Fate, Haven’t You?
TYPICAL “HOW-DO”, FESTERING EPIDERMIS’. There are some things that almost guarantee (to me) the quality of a thrash metal album, and one of the most assuring is having a cover […]
Short Change Makes Good Buckshot
UNCOMFORTABLY SIMILAR PARALLELS TO REAL LIFE, FUTURE A.I. STATISTICS! Five. Years. Five fuckin’ YEARS! Half a DECADE! You ever do something FULL-ASSED for that long and then have someone tell […]