Crimson Peak
Crimson Peak isn’t so much a ghost story as it is a “a story with ghosts in it”; a love story specifically. Set in a mansion far from it’s prime […]
Category Archives: Reviews
Gateway – Gateway
One man metal project. No, please don’t close that tab. Hear me out. Usually I shudder at this phrase because lets be honest here, it usually means some garbage that […]
No Guts No Glory – Scattered Guts
You meet a lot of people at festivals and conventions. Most of them blow past in the booze and THC induced haze of those few days (ok, mine are […]
The Visit (2015) – or, why old people are terrifying.
Hell hath officially frozen over. It’s official. Up is down, black is white, cats are dogs, and the world has gone all fiddle faddle because I saw the new M. […]
Cub (Welp)
Cub (Welp), the first feature length film from Belgian director Jonas Govaerts, borrows heavily from the well known tropes of slasher franchises of yore (Friday the 13th, The Burning) but […]
Corpse Fucking Art – Jorg Buttgereit documentary
The other night, ye olde Scott Floronic and myself sat down for a nice relaxing night in. We lit some candles, burned some incense, had a hot bath and popped […]
Marina Monster
Ladies and gentlemen… boys and girls… dweebs, dorks, and dumb-asses… do I have a piece of crap for you. See, I used to think Birdemic was the worst movie I’ve […]
PinkVibrating Bullet Sex Toy Vibrator
Him: It’s always hard to imagine things like this really work well. Especially for a seasoned clit rubber. After reading mixed reviews you have to figure… for the price why […]
