Creep Van
Last time, in my review of The Moleman of Belmont Avenue, I discussed the merits of watching interestingly titled movies on Netflix. Sometimes, you are surprised by a movie that […]
Category Archives: Johnny Zontal
The Mole Man of Belmont Avenue
I have a lot of spare time. These days, this is perhaps my defining characteristic. But this lack of meaningful social interactions affords me just tons of time to scour […]
The Leaf Blower Massacre or Give me back my 12 minutes!
Every so often, you come across something that makes you question not only it’s existence, but your existence as well. Such is the case with 2013’s The Leaf Blower Massacre. […]
Things You Drink in a Graveyard-REPO! The Genetic Opera
Here’s a series of questions for you. Do you like heavy metal music? Did you ever go through or are going through a Goth phase of your life? Do you […]
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
I hate Birdemic. It feels good to see that written out. It’s not that it is poorly made… Some of my favorite movies are objectively terrible pieces of shit. The […]