Treading the Missed Mondays: This is Why I Don’t Collect Airmiles
AND THE HITS KEEP COMIN’, AND THE HITS KEEP COMIN’, AND THE HITS KEEP COMIN’, AND THE HITS KEEP COMIN’. Wuddup, crew! As you probably know, ya boy Bear likes […]
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Treading the Missed Mondays: Pass Me The Sauce, Lahey
COMMISERATIONS, LAND GRUBS. It is 1:42 AM this very Monday as I slouch into my couch. Most of the past couple weeks have kind of run together for me, and […]
Treading the Missed Mondays: BEACHED ASS
DIGITAL SIGNATURE RECOGNIZED, GREETING ENABLED. Remember the first time you popped in Super Metroid and picked up that controller with it’s off purple buttons? You were met with one of […]
Treading the Missed Monday: Seven Deadly Sins
FROTHY NEW BEERS, NUKEFÜD! New year, new you, RIGHT? Come now, friends. Let us not disgrace our sheer monumentous strides in medicine, human rights, cultural understanding, and so forth. Plenty […]
Treading the Missed Mondays: Christmas Cruelty
I got drunk and forgot a few things this weekend, but I was unable to drive from my brain the encroaching thought that certain bands make Christmas albums. I don’t […]
Treading the Missed Mondays: Smoked Out with Fistula, Goatsnake and Hemptress
Heeeeyyy, maaaaannnn! What’s with those rose-colored glasses? Why did you being a yellow-eyed freaky person mean that you needed to enter through the side door? What kind of leaf tastes […]
Treading the Missed: Songs For The Edge
SALUTATIONS, SCRAPPED-TOGETHER ATTEMPTS! Do you know a guy who wears white Oakley sunglasses and refers to his girlfriend as “baby”? Does that same dude wear clothing with rhinestones, calligraphic fonts, […]
Treading the Missed Mondays: October 31 / The Eagles / Helloween
TELEPATHIC HIGH-FIVE, PUNGENT PLAGUE BEARERS! Very few things grant the orifices on this flesh-prison much solace when they are relentlessly bombarded by horrendous demos, urban decay, and chemical substances, but […]