Song-Ject Permanence (Dedicated to Will Harms)
GRIEVINGS AND FLAGELLATION, CHILDREN OF THE NORM! It has been an INTROSPECTIVE week, mon bebe carrots, and I have a modicum of things to share with ya. The overall “Theme” this week […]
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Riled and Unbridled
MERRY JULY-MAS, PROBABLE DISAPPOINTMENTS! With summer comes the onslaught of one of two things in my little hovel, and they are quite juxtaposing things, to say the least. The Sun either […]
You’ve Met With a Gruesome Fate, Haven’t You?
TYPICAL “HOW-DO”, FESTERING EPIDERMIS’. There are some things that almost guarantee (to me) the quality of a thrash metal album, and one of the most assuring is having a cover […]
Short Change Makes Good Buckshot
UNCOMFORTABLY SIMILAR PARALLELS TO REAL LIFE, FUTURE A.I. STATISTICS! Five. Years. Five fuckin’ YEARS! Half a DECADE! You ever do something FULL-ASSED for that long and then have someone tell […]
My Eyes! They’re Leaking!
WHAT THE TIP IS FLIPPIN’, DAWN AVOIDERS? GUESS WHO ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA AND HAS HORRENDOUS INDIGESTION? THAT’S RIGHT! THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! Also, me. And in the throes […]
The Bruh That Broke The Camel’s Back
TEPID RACK-PATS, TRANSCIENT PACK RATS! Ya boi had to take a week off to redistribute his belongings across a new cave and in doing so he had the time to […]
Technical Heirs (feat Nocturnus, Behold the Arktopus & Quo Vadis)
HEAVILY HARBOURED AHOY, LANDSCRUBBERS! I don’t usually get down with anything too technical. The cliche of “I can play more notes faster than you” is just boring, isn’t it? I […]
It’s 2018 But Hair Metal Is Still Cool
MOSTLY WHAT THE TITLE SAYS. These are some of the hits that keep me going on a day to day basis, and it’s soaked with some real heartwarmers. RATT, SKID […]