FELICITATIONS, FELLOW FECES FACTORIES. I HAVE BEEN USHERED FORTH TO INFORM YOU THAT FALL IST UPON US, AND THE TIME OF PUMPKIN SPICE SADNESS IS COMING ROUND THE BEND FULL […]
HELLO AGAIN, FLESH HUSKS! As I lay sitting the desolate confines of a house that has been boxed and shoved away for my forthcoming move, I found myself thinking about […]
GREETINGS, FELLOW PERISHABLES! Do you remember the first time you watched the absolute masterpiece that is Ridley Scott’s “Alien”? The way the title slowly builds, block by block, against that […]