Ants (1977)
Here’s a little something about me you might not know: sometimes I’m a glutton for punishment, but not quite as much as I used to be. Years ago I had […]
Author Archives: drunkenguest
Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
As much as I love horror movies, I really feel alienated by its fans. No offence. I’m just a fuddy duddy. I feel like while I’m tolerant of just about […]
New Years Evil
Sometimes, I disappoint myself. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. I CONSTANTLY disappoint myself. However, in this specific instance, I am disappointed in myself for never hearing about what should be […]
Five Characters in Search of an Exit
You don’t have to throw many rocks before you hit someone complaining that Christmastime has lost focus on its true meaning. Unless you’re a Sol Invictus worshipping Roman, your comment […]
The Invisible Man
It’s a mixed bag of emotions watching my four year old play video games. Toss aside any guilt I have for introducing my kid to electronic gaming before kindergarten and […]
Sleep Tight (Mientras Duermes)
Sleep Tight; or why I am glad that my bed is directly on the floor Have you ever wondered what it was like to be an incredibly unhappy man who […]
S.T.A.M. GO! (Super Tromette Action Movie GO!)
Super Tromette Action Movie GO! is a movie from 2008 that you’ve never heard of. It takes those classic cinematic hallmarks like homeless luchadoras, lazy alcoholic cops, banging old dudes, […]
The Purge: Not just for people who eat too many cupcakes in one sitting
This movie could have been so much more than what it was, I was ready for some faces of death, Mad Max style nonsense and instead I got the dumbest […]