In the Throes of Yule Cometh

MELODIOUS CHANTS OF “GET IN HERE”, YE MELANCHOLY MIRACLES!

CHRISTMAS.

CHRIIIIISSSSSTTTTMMMAAAASSSSSS!

Time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up things to scare off St. Nick.

I was musing about how funny it’s gonna be to see all the “I.O.U”-esque gifts this holiday season in Canada with the recent postal strike. Canada Post stated that with the backlog of packages they ALREADY have that they will be unable to get THOSE out by Christmas. Best part? There is no way in all holy hell that anyone is going to stop ordering things online at an exponential pace. SHOULD BE FUNNY.

Keynotes for the upcoming holidays:

  • It’s November 26th. Yer runnin’ outta time.
  • No one DOESN’T want socks.
  • Don’t be afraid to give something important.
  • 9/10 Doctors recommend Colgate Total.
  • Christmas dinner IS a competition.
  • Obligatory season songs:

    HALFORD – GET INTO THE SPIRIT

    GUNS N’ ROSES – WHITE CHRISTMAS

    TWISTED SISTER – OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

    HAVE A THICC SNOW HOPEFULLY! BYYYYYEEEE~

    -BEAR

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