WHADDUP ASSORTED FLAVOURS OF CANNABINOID-PROCESSING HERBOIDS!
We have now passed the ceremonial “Day of Dank” and we survived the barrage of baked-ass buggery, glazed-eyed giggles, and weed weirdos. The skies ran grey with clouds indica and sativa, old ladies and dumb teens alike taking part in the festivities just like they probably do every other day, but I RAISE A QUESTION, at least to my fellow British Columbians,
Did/Will we need this day (of what was initially) protest in the coming months with decriminalization?
My opinion? Probably! Not with the same level of carefree attitude that we’ve had for the past half-decade or so. The biggest piece of the issue in my mind lands somewhere between the control of distribution and pardoning of past offenses. Between the thousands of individuals in jail for having a fucking couple grams for personal use, and the hundreds of well-off individuals I see walking around sucking vaporizers like they refill their blood sugar, I don’t believe our government doesn’t want to see that division. There are many aspects of how they’ve set out to decriminalize marijuana which do no sit well will me. First and foremost, zoning laws. I can stand at one liquor store in my town and walk to the next closest one in under a minute, but watching the zoning laws for pot shops be constructed is like watching a single overprotective parent instruct their kid on how to ride a bus alone. “DON’T GO NEAR OTHER KIDS, OR WATER FOUNTAINS, OR ANY AIR YOU HAVEN’T BREATHED BEFORE.”
Suffice it to say, there is a ton of seperate issues which should have been a higher point of study when this was first brought to the table. Imagine the law suits that will come forth from dispensaries that were harassed, imprisoned people, the surge in black market availability, and that’s barely raking the topsoil.
ANYHOW, I GET MAD ABOUT MOST THINGS, BUT NOT TO COMMONLY MUSIC SO HERE ARE SOME CLASSICS TO CELEBRATE THE ONCOMING WORLD WEED WAR:
STONEHELM – ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 420
Riding the waves of bands like Electric Wizard turns your band into a god damn WALL of sound. Reminiscent of early Kyuss as well, Stonehelm definitely live on a diet of Green Crack and Frito’s.
ANT BANKS – ROLL ‘EM PHAT
I don’t feel like I need to toss much information on this one. More or less it’s just ANT pumpin a phat jam for the rest of the boys in the crew, shout-outs included. Sometimes you just gotta skip the things you’re obligated to do and roll a beast on the way.
TESLA – TOKE ABOUT IT
AND A LITTLE HAIR METAL FOR ME!
Stay dehabilitingly thicc.
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