Alter-ego’s, identities, and masks. Donned daily for different situations and sorrows. In this episode I’m gonna debut a little someone who I don’t let out very much (like, maybe that Bruno Mars piece), but he’s quite a character. A more private and provocative side of myself where I listen to Beyonce in a smoking jacket with a full leather body suit underneath while drinking champagne.
People do that, right?
Either way, this guy like some things that ya boi Bear usually tries to leave to the mainstream music dinks to cover on all the other webpages.
May I non-humbly introduce:
THE TO-DAYWALKER.
TW: OHSHIT, SKKKRT, SHI-YA, CHYA CHYA!
Bear: Yeah. . . He’s what you expect. I’ll leave you all alone. Byyyye.
TW: IT’S BEEN A HOT MINUTE. DUDE LETS ME OUT LESS THAN HIS DIIICK. EEEEEEE! We up in it to talk FRESH. We up in it to talk FIRE. We up in it to NOT DO METH OR HEROINE.
(TW has some standards)
TW: Talkin’ MAD new tracks from all over this bish, and you know how I loves me a new bish! EEEEEEE!
(The “EEEEEE” is that dolphin laugh ma’fuckers do)
TW: LET’S GET PUMPIN’!
MACHINE GUN KELLY – THE BREAK UP
TW: MGK, 2017, ALL BOMBS. “Bloom” is stacked with dirty emotional MGK turmoil that he’s been rockin’ since the beginning, but shit is pretty fucking litty when you run out the babe Hailee Steinfeld on a song and still make it banger. My NUMERO THE FIRST thang about MGK that makes me feel positive n’ shit is how he actually refrains from having featured artists on every g’damn song. If you wanna build a following, give them something worth following.
BEAR: That was. . .that was kinda deep, T.
TW: WELL NO SHIT BISH, I AM STILL A PART OF YOU.
BEAR: You’re ruining the illusion!
TW: CAN’T CONTROL ME, SKKRRRRRRT!
DRAKE – GOD’S PLAN
TW: Y’ALL SAY RAPPA’S AIN’T DO SHIT AN IS JUS’ OUT STUNTIN’, BUYIN’ MAD WHIPS N’ SHIT, BUT JUST WATCH DIS DRAKE VID, BREH. Dude just GIVES AWAY the money for his music video to make a bunch of random peoples lives better, for nothing. F’sho, I git that he gunna get it all back ‘cuz charitable donations that were all filmed and shit, but that dude just straight paid for a young G to go to University. I’LL TAKE THAT KINNA CHARITY ERR’DAY! Finna just start lurkin’ around Drake video sets, or get my twerk up to the point where I’m up in ’em! A-HA! EEEEEEE!
BEAR: I’m learning so much about myself through this. Like how I apparently have the subconscious want to twerk.
TW: DID YOU LEARN THAT YOU’RE A BIG PUSSY?
BEAR: Y’know, T, I’m gonna give you one chance to pull out something that someone OTHER than a 16 year old is gonna like, or I’m shoving you back in the brain box.
TW: WELL, YOU’RE A BIG PUSSY WHO LIKES WHISKEY, SO THIS SHOULD DO!
HAGGARD CAT – BONE SHAKER
TW: 2018 ain’t ALL midi-pads and snyth, THERE IS a little rock and roll worth rockin’ and a’rollin’!
BEAR: Woah. Is this just two-piece, guitar and bass, rock and roll?
TW: SHHHHYHUA! THANK THOSE ACROSS THE POND, JAMES BOND, MOFO’S! These UK bois will be unleashing their new album “Challenger” on the most dank day the year, 4/20.
BEAR: Somewhere between Red Fang and Orange Goblin. Cool find, T.
TW: NO BIGGIE, NUKKA. HMU SOON FER MORE TODAY SHIT. SKRR-BYYYE!
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Happy Moonday, nerds.
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