Sexual Sunday with Varg Vikernes: Happy Bloody Birthday, Baby

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Hey Varg

my girl’s birthday is coming up soon, what should I get her?

Birthday Befuddled in Burnaby

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Dear Birthday Befuddled,

If your good wife is like many of the other women I have known, might I suggest killing someone for her?  A knife, some gasoline and a package of matches is available at many retail outfits for low low prices.

Best Wishes,

Varg “Victory” Vikernes

Be sure to E-mail Varg with all your burning love advice queries and you may find them featured in future issues of Sexual Sunday.

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