Sexual Sunday with Varg Vikernes: Black Friday


Dear Varg

Did you do anything special for Black Friday?  I got dragged around the mall to a million different stores by my girlfriend.  She got some new panties that I like and some of those nice scented candles so I guess it wasn’t all bad.

Holiday Shopper in Hamilton


Hello Holiday Shopper,

Since I am not a part of the American capitalist pigdog Judeo-Christian masses, I have little interest in participating in a ‘holiday’ that celebrates, venerates and glorifies the all mighty dollar and the great American past time of obsessively shopping.  However, I am aware of the value of a dollar and was able to purchase the Overwatch video game on a sale.  

I believe it is a good game so far, though I grow weary of young boys from Michigan talking ‘shit’ to me over a headset about raping my mother.

Are you familiar with this game?  There was some controversy this year about one of the female characters being a little too “bootylicious”.


I am not afraid of a woman with an ample rump, animated or otherwise.


Varg  “Bargain” Vikernes

Editor’s note:  Varg sent the above mentioned still of Tracer from Overwatch.

Does anyone else see only Ned Flanders or is it just me?


Be sure to E-Mail Varg with all your video game and love queries and you may see them featured in a future issue of Sexual Sundays.

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