Sexual Sunday with Varg Vikernes: What’s Your Flavor?

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Dear Varg,

Hey man.  My girlfriend and I have been fighting a lot lately because whenever we order pizza we can’t seem to agree on what kind to get.  Does this happen to you?  What’s your favourite kind of pizza and how should I solve this problem?

Perplexed by Pizza in Philadelphia

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Dear Perplexed,

While I sympathize with your issues regarding what type of cheese delivery service to order with your good wife, I offer you caution.  Are you familiar with the phrase wine and dine?  A man should feel comfortable enough to lay aside his own desires to feed his wife the cuisine she craves.  Think of it this way, even if you end up with an extra portion of salami being removed from your particular, pizza, your wife may end up with that extra slice of meat in her mouth later on, if you know what I mean ;-).

As for my own favourite kind of pizza, I enjoy all varieties, as long as it does not turn into a “sausage party” ;-).

Love,

Varg Vittorio Vikernes

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