Oh hey there tiny friends, how’s it going this week.
Okay so was it just me who spent my youth as a spoopy goth, bouncing around in Demonia platforms and ironic #edgy edgelord shirts from Hot Topic, listening to similarly edgy edgelord music.

Back in the way back early aught goth industrial machine existed a little band called Zeromancer. I thought this shit was rad as hell. I was also on a laundry list of anti psychotic medication at the time, and yeah, I have no better excuse for why I listened to this shit.

Anyways, let’s take out the Trash and bring on the lulz on this Trash/Thrash Tuesday.

Everybody online…?
It’s the beginning of the end
You want things to go faster
It’s the beginning of the end
Now everything’s too slow for you
It’s the beginning of the end
You are one step closer
It’s the beginning of the end
Say amen
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
Is the beginning of the end
You know nothing last forever
A beginning of a trend
You need someone there to care for you
Is the beginning of the end
I don’t think you understand
Just a beginning of a flat line
Together
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock – press one
For termination by overdose – press two
If you would like to make a reservation at the end of our drowning pool – please press three
For termination by hanging – please press four
For death by self inflicting gunshot – press five
To speak to a representative, stay online
If you don’t wish to die – please hang up now
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone
1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

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