Trash/Thrash Tuesday: Cradle of Filth – “Lilith Immaculate”

Greetings grease bags.  Have you grown weary of the days becoming shorter because for whatever reason we still observe Daylight Savings Time, even though it makes no goddamn sense?  Me too.  Are you steeling your nerves for he coming onslaught of Christ’s Mass themed goods and people hell bent on spreading “good cheer”?  I too am also having PTSD flashbacks of that time I went loco after hearing “O Come All Ye Faithful” in a Wal-Mart way too many times.  I had been on a liquor and cocaine bender for a few days previous and really hadn’t eaten much, and totally ended up inspecting my own pores and blotchy skin in a Wal Mart Mcdonald’s bathroom mirror.  If this has ever been you, I hear you boo, I HEAR you.  The Christ’s Mass does really strange things to people, so I get you.

Anywho, I really wanted to get out some aggression this week and as you all know, the all powerful CRADLE OF FLITH have announced a North American tour in 2016 and no one is really sure why.  Could it be for the lulz?  We all hope so.  God I hope so.  Seriously I’ve been on a real lack of Dani Flithington in my life and I decided to log onto the old intercats and find what strange fruits it could bequeath unto me, and bequeath it did.  I’m assuming that because I would rather staple my breasts to a wall then ever listen to Cradle of Filth in any seriousness, is why I have not before now see this fucked up wash out of a video.  I’m not entirely sure why Curlde of Flith needs a goddamn 6 minute song narrating weird sex fantasies while Dani Filth sports the best Natalie Imbruglia hair since Natalie Imbruglia, I will never know.  I hope to never find out.

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WHO WORE IT BETTER.

It really is because I am near the end of this life cycle before I reach my final form that I am birthing unto you this abortion of music videory.  I don’t know why the world needed to hear the shortest spookiest goth goblin screeching about orgasms, but, there’s something out there for everyone I suppose:

Church bells resounded like judgement day
As they were making love
In the rainswept graveyard
She fucked him hard, silhouetted by flame
A monsoon Tigress set upon prey

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

This delectable reaper
Her eyes were profound
Drawing him in deeper
Until he was drowned
Hurled on the shore
Of the world underground…

Lilith Immaculate

Mortal kind, a morbid wine
For this dark moon goddess
And freed to stretch her claws
This beautiful whore
Would be brutally honest

Tortuous one, taboos undone
A glittering star on a sea of myriad waves
And a thickening mist, a seductress
Leading lovesick hearts astray

Lilith

In the throes of orgasm, she bucked and he broke
At the height of the storm, the chaos they’d smote
Burning behind her in arabesque smoke
Framed a vision transformed as she sucked from his throat

Victoria smiled, her now golden eyes
Possessed a regal bearing
Of omnipotent power
From wet lips to her smouldering thighs
Her beauty perfected and her will agonised

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more the master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

With dread single purpose
Her mind told him stay
She strode through the fire
Desire aflame
She murdered the nuns
In such horrible ways…

Lilith Immaculate

“That night we lay entwined on hay
Inside a soldier’s barn
Her panting breath an opiate
As in her bolder grasp
I caught the scent of desert sands
The Holy lands, the fall of reason
But only when I smelt the blood
Did I fear her colder hand”

“I am darkness, I am sin
The Queen of lust invited in
Reborn at last to cast my
Fecund shadow on this world,
You shall worship me, enslaved
For many lovers shall I crave
And in return, I’ll gladly pave
Your psycho path with pearls

For I have been grating
And waiting so long to find
The most perfect hostess close to me
Whose thin-ice troubled mind
Was like a cracked, black ornate mirror
To slip right through in time
When at last I wore Harmonia’s necklace
The cursed twin serpents mine”

Tortuous one, debauchery won
The attention of Emperors, Princes and Tsars
For the toll of her kiss, no soul could dismiss
The advance of her throne from afar

This English rose with traits of those
Who graced the harems of the East
Adorned with thorns, she raised the horns
And scarlet hems to wasted priests

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

This delectable reaper
Her eyes were profound
They drew him in deeper
Until he was drowned
Hurled on the shore
Of the world underground…

Lilith Immaculate

Fall for the love of me
Crawl for the love of me
Drool for the love of my virulent sway
I grow more master the faster the days

Lilith Immaculate

The flutes and sweet wine
Of her voice anodyne
Her power was growing
Every hour malign
The truth, Lilith’s kingdom
Drew closer with time

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