PinkVibrating Bullet Sex Toy Vibrator

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Him: It’s always hard to imagine things like this really work well. Especially for a seasoned clit rubber. After reading mixed reviews you have to figure… for the price why not give it a try? Rather than breaking out the old Hitachi on sex night we thought lets do this.  Wait. Sex night? Every night is sex night!

After an amazing 69 with licks all over, it was time. Initial feel of this toy is plastic. Very light and very cheap to the touch. Not like the metal bullets sold. I cannot imagine this will last very long, and after reading some other reviews it has a shelf life of not even a year.  Is this true? Time will tell.

With a couple of fingers inside her wet pussy she turned it on and placed it on her clit. Her face was priceless! It actually worked really well.  The ten functions, we have decided, are useless. Slow,medium and FAST are really the best. Powerful for such a cheap feeling toy so do not let that fool you! The other functions might be better for somebody not so experienced with masturbating.   I put my cock inside her and she exploded. Plenty of room for missionary position if you feel like making out or sucking on her tits, which is nearly impossible with larger vibrators.  I could even feel the vibration on my cock.  Both of came at the same time. Perfect.

This product is sold by a company called PINK B.O.B. via Amazon, or you can go to http://www.pinkbob.com .  It seems like a young company just getting started. If you sign up to become a VIP member on their site you can get an 85% off coupon. Hey, that is a good deal! You never know if these deals will really work, but it did! Not long after signing up, a coupon arrived for a new sex toy via Amazon for $1.95! We plan on reviewing more of their sex toys in the coming months and these toys will also be featured in our audio short stories on our blog, Five Minute Spank Offs. Check back here very soon for details. Happy Fucking!

Her: Now that he’s got the marketing out of the way, let’s talk dirty. What he said is true. We’d already got the ball rolling; I think we were watching Murdoch Mysteries or something like that, and I let it slip that I’d shaved it all off an hour ago. Like, mostly off. I knew the mention would make his hand wander, but I digress.

So his hand wandered, and we had some fun foreplay.

Now, normally by this time, we’re foreplaying away and it comes time to fuck and I assume the doggy-style position with my gigantic “back” “massager.” All fine and good, it gets the job done. End of story. But there’s an element of let’s-get-it-done-so-we-can-go-back-to-TV.

Ah! But today we have a new toy. Would this tiny little thing do the trick?

FUCK YEAH it did the trick. First off, it fits nicely. You don’t need explanation, right? It fits nicely. Right there where you want it.

And it’s POWERFUL! How do you pack so much power in a tiny little thing?

I wouldn’t say I agree about the cheap plastic. It’s not exactly flimsy. And for $11.99, who cares if it lasts for a year? That’s like, a dime a fuck.

The best thing? I didn’t have to “assume the position”–the doggy-style position, that is. Instead I got skin-to-skin, face-to-face, nipple sucking, deep-fucking missionary. If you think it’s boring like that, you don’t do missionary right.

He’s also right about the 10 functions. What the hell? Who needs all the Morse-code settings? You know the ones. The buzzzzzzz, buzz buzz or the buzz buzz buzzzzzzzzzzz. Please. Sex-toy manufacturers, listen here. Give us three settings: Sensitive Clit, Somewhat-Sensitive Clit, and Jam-My-Clit. Three settings. Take note.

I pretty much came within 30 seconds of penetration on one of those settings. You can choose yours.

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