Trash/Thrash Tuesdays: Immortal – “All Shall Fall”

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Hey you fuckrags – how’s it going?  Have you put together your Yule lists?  Are you ready to mourn the loss of Baldr this season and get piss drunk on wassail and mead?  That’s what everyone does during the holidays don’t they?

Ah, no mind.  Welcome to another edition of Trash/Thrash Tuesdays, that is somewhow still in existence, despite the fact that I am an asshole who too often gets tanked and forgets basic math.  Anyways last week I ripped on Danzig pretty hard, which is probably never gonna stop, so this week I thought I would treat you guys to a Thrash instead of a Trash.  This week I picked Immortal’s “All Shall Fall”, for really no other reason other than it sounds really awesome when you’re driving through a white out blizzard.  If you don’t have snow where you live (Steve/Denise & Mark/Olivia I’m looking in your directions), just put your television on a snow channel and crank this shit up and drop some ice cubes down your pants.

Is Immortal really even a thing as far as badassery goes?  I can’t say.  I know that a meme exists of a bunny rabbit that looks like Abbath, so there’s that I suppose.

Join me children and welcome in the most metal of all the season – winter.  Now lets share some very bleak hot chocolate and gathering around the smoldering ruins of a church to warm our hands and hearts.

IMMORTAL – ALL SHALL FALL

Storming the borders of chaos
For the cause of a battle once strong
Faster than the wind we rode
To where our blackened hordes dawned

Armed in the fires of combat
The end will come fast on this day
Stronger than the gods we fought
Triumphant for the dark prophecies

Besiege the thrones of reverence
Gods of all fiery fate
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Warriors crowned this day

All shall fall

The dark tales wrath, bred of steel
An allegiance of great tyranny at the hand of darkness
A force to rule above all so that those who with pride
Lust and will eager to stride
Rise those who despise the weak
Spare none and ride proudly on the winds of death
All defeated by our call, all defeated by our war
Under the hovering thunders of Darkness
All shall fall

Storm forth through battle of fury
All giant warrior be
Blacker than the winds of death
Stronghold and fear blind the weak

Brought at the borders of chaos
For the cause of a battle once strong
Faster than the wind we rode
To where our blackened hordes dawned

Besiege the thrones of reverence
Gods of all fiery fate
Besiege the thrones of reverence
Warriors crowned this day

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