The 12 Days of Vargsmas!

It’s that time of year again, spooky darklings, a time very near and dear to the heart and core of Drunk In a Graveyard, and that is Vargsmas..  oh yes..  Vargsmas comes but once a year and if you’re a good little heathen all year round, Old Saint Vargy won’t drive five hours in the black of the night to stab you thirty or forty times in self defense..  it’s really a true blessing to know that Old Vargy is out there..  somewhere between Valhalla and a mental institution lurking in the night, hoping to show you some guitar riffs.

A while back we began counting down the twelve days of #Vargsmas, and in case you’re some kind of savage and don’t follow our twitter, here’s the recap:

On the first day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me – Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the second day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the third day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the fourth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the fifth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the sixth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the seventh day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans, and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the eighth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 8 maces wielding, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans, and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the ninth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 9 cornflakes crisping, 8 maces wielding, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans, and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the tenth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 10 enemies a choking, 9 cornflakes crisping, 8 maces wielding, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans, and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the eleventh day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 11 Mjolnirs striking, 10 enemies a choking, 9 cornflakes crisping, 8 maces wielding, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

On the twelfth day of Vargsmas, Varg Vikernes gave to me, 12 heathens hailing, 11 Mjolnirs striking, 10 enemies a choking, 9 cornflakes crisping, 8 maces wielding, 7 rants a ranting, 6 runes a casting, FIVE CHURCHES BURNING, 4 punching daggers, 3 vats of corpse paint, 2 heathen gas cans and Odin hung in the Yggdrasil tree.

Merry Vargsmas, everyone!

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